Well, its that time of year again- Christmas party central... staff parties!! so looking forward- as i don't actually work anywhere i have been invited to several friends parties- which means i can make a complete ass of myself and NEVER have to deal with any of those people again- except possibly friend who invited me - who probably knows me any how so no biggie right? i am quite excited- got me my new dresss for my school formal and i look smoking! hpoefully- i will be snagging myself the date of my dreams tommorow at school... but if not- well i can so handle stag!

note to readers- a good way to get yourself invited to a party by goodlooking people you don't know is to flash them ( works best when you are female.) not only does it get their attention ( and hopefully hold it ) it also give you a conversation starter- "When was it that you first discouvered that you were an exhibitionist?" ( another note to reader: this tactic will NOT be to your benifit if you tell spectator you are from, lets say, some place like Surrey....)